So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
