They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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