why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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