Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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