i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
my sisters under your porch take her home
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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