Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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