They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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