Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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