you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Houston, we have a blender
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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