She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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