Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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