I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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