EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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