So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I have tasted many bathrooms
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