singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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