is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
wow bdsm is so cute
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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