And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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