he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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