tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
