Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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