You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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