Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I need to calm my uterus...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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