remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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