We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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