Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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