Got a toothbrush?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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