She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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