quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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