Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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