I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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