She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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