he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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