In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
where does the pee come out of this thing
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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