did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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