he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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