weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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