she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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