I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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