I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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