Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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