Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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