Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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