Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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