Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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