Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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