dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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