maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't deserve a penis
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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