So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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