you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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