What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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