then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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