As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm at about main and main street
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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