At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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