Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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