What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
we should paint friendship bongs
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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