we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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